THERE'S A VULTURE ON MY SHOULDER

[PETER ALLEN PIERCE]

Here we've got a professional weirdo english teacher, one who has a block for each grade, nine through twelve. He's especially fond of the eleventh grade, but he likes all of them regardless. He's the kind of teacher that keeps you awake in class with either his intense, loud, and striking personality or tendency to hit rulers on people's desks in the midst of a lesson. He's a generally fun guy to have around and he drops sarcastic, witty comments like bombs. His dirty humor overtakes anything, and some of his stupidity is not real, but most of it is. But hey, you don't have to be a genius to be an English teacher. He believes in letting students take over their writing styles at a certain age, and his requirements are mostly free choosen, but there are occasions of otherwise assigned things. Overall, he's a protective, odd, and jumpy guy. friends and lovers will be his own age, please. students could be friends, though, because he likes to talk to them and get to know them. His secret is that he's a virgin still, at twenty four years old. Enemies could be co-workers who just don't like him for whatever reason (be creative) and students that he's either failed or also don't like him for some reason you'll give.